Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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