its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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