i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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