It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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