i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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