Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
