**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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