READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
