If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
