I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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