Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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