the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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