I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
