Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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