she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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