where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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