VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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