Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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