We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize