i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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