had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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