I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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