well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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