We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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