He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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