I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
