I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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