I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Woke up backwards on a recliner
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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