love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Randomize
