He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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