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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar

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(352): View more from Florida

Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

(352): View more from Florida

And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it

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(559): View more from California

Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes

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(701): View more from North Dakota

It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.

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