Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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