Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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