He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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