even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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