That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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