I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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