sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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