Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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