Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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