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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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