yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
home. puking in laundry basket.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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