your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
there is puke in my bra ... again
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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