are you still at the devil's house?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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