I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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