What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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