How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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