"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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