Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
