I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Randomize
