It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
