Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
