I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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